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                       THE FUNNY LICENSE (FUL)
                       Version 1.0, 30.04.2011

0 Preface

 This license is granted only to a natural person. This means, legal persons, not 
 being a natural person can't use this software anyway.

0.1 Alternative Names

 * The Non-Non-Un-Nonsense License (N2UNSL).
 * The Greater License (GRML).
 * The Cry of Frustration License (#$%#!!).

1 Restrictions

 You may use the software without any restrictions, if:

 1.1 You are not payed by an organization that gets public money (this includes 
  all Banks).
  Alternatives:
  1.1.1 You build me a castle with towers and dungeons in South France.
 1.2 You are not a Lawyer.
  Alternatives: 
   1.2.1 You proof that time travels are possible.
 1.3 You don't work for the Ad-industry.
  Alternatives:
   1.3.1 You resign from your job tomorrow.
 1.4 You don't work for the content industry.
  Alternatives: 
   1.4.1 You work for a game studio.
 1.5 You don't get a salary that is higher than the mass of the death star divided 
  by 4.3478e14
  Alternatives: 
   1.5.1 You have so much money that you could build a death star.
   1.5.2 You built a death star already
 1.6 If we assume there are Cat-types and Dog-types, you are a Cat-type.
  Alternatives:
   1.6.1 You have mice in you cellar.
    Alternatives:
     1.6.1.1 -> 1.6.2 and 1.3.1
   1.6.2 You know all spiders in your house by name.
   Alternative:
    1.6.2.1 You know all spiders in your apartment by name.
 1.7 You know at what position in Pi your telephone number is.
  Alternatives: 
   1.7.1 You know Chuck Norris, so you could ask him.
   1.7.2 You know the position of the telephone number from your Girlfriend
    Alternatives:
     1.7.2.1 Not you know it, but Chuck Norris knows it
     1.7.2.2 You have a Boyfriend and you know it
      Alternatives:
       1.7.2.2.1 Chuck Norris knows it and not Bruce Schneier
       1.7.2.2.2 Bruce Schneier knows it but not Chuck Norris
       1.7.2.2.3 All know it but you don't
 1.8 You know how to write a virus, but never did it (Note: using and writing a 
  virus is not the same).
  Alternatives:
   1.8.1 You wrote a Virus once but the only machine it infected was the Vogons 
    poetry storage machine.
 1.9 You know how to crack an encrypted iPhone, but never did it.
  Alternatives: 
   1.9.1 You don't know how to crack an encrypted iPhone but did it twice without a 
    wrench.
   1.9.2 -> 1.10.2.1 and (1.12.1.1 or 1.7.2.2.4)
   1.9.3 -> 1.2.1
 1.10 You have written a valid PE file (32 or 64 Bit, doesn't matter) that prints 
  `The author of this license is so awesome!` to StdOut with a Hex Editor of your 
  choice. If you are on Linux get Wine because ELF would be too easy.
  Alternatives:
   1.10.1 Use MS Paint instead of a Hex Editor.
   1.10.2 You wrote a MMO (Server and Client) with only built in Bash commands (i.e.
    no external programs).
    Alternative:
     1.10.2.1 You realized Bash will not be enough to make such a game and wrote a Bash
      compatible alternative that is able to make such a program, and then you
      wrote it for the new Bash.
      Alternative:
       1.10.2.1.1 You activated the superpower of the zsh to be a MMO (Server and Client) 
        out of the box.
        Alternatives:
         1.10.2.1.1.1 You have superpower
       1.10.2.1.1 -> (1.11.2.1 and 1.10.2.1.1.1 and not 1.4.1) or (not 1.11.2.1 and 1.11.2.1.1)
   1.10.3 You are the author of ASCIIQuarium
 1.11 You have seen the Alien movies.
  Alternatives:
   1.11.1 You think you are an Alien, therefore there is no need to watch these movies.
   1.11.2 You survived a Vogon poetry.
    Alternatives:
    1.11.2.1 You wrote a Vogon poetry once
     Alternatives:
      1.11.2.1.1 -> 1.10.2.1.1.1 and (1.10.2 or 1.12.1) and not 1.7.1
 1.12 Your boss asked you one time to create a software for a customer. You thought, 
  oh great this will be interesting. After weeks and months of hard work you 
  stood up to take a look at the bigger picture of what you created. Then you realized 
  it was a toaster.
  Alternatives:
   1.12.1 It was not a toaster but a Cylon
   1.12.2 You resigned from your job before realizing it will be a toaster.
    Alternatives:
     1.12.2.1 You resigned from your job before realizing it will be a Cylon.
   1.12.3 -> 1.10.3
    Alternatives:
     1.12.1.1 -> 1.10.2.1.1.1
 1.13 If you call a random number generator (which returns a float between 0 and 
  1) 10 times, you get 7 times a 0.42
  Alternatives:
   1.13.1 You know how to seed a PRNG to return 0.42 in 7 of 10 cases
   1.13.2 -> (1.11.2.1.1 or not 1.10.2.1.1) and 1.12.1
 1.14 You can proof that you are still sane
  Alternatives:
   1.14.1 -> 1.6.2 or 1.11.2.1
   1.14.2 You can proof that there is at least one sane You in an alternative 
    universe.